He won't stop calling me

by Susan aka The Girl in that One Movie
(Florida)

The picture on his profile was gorgeous! Great hair, ice-blue eyes. He looked like a snowboarding version of the Marlboro Man. I send him a flirt and he responded almost immediately. We exchanged a few emails and decided to meet up the next night.

We met at this adorable little Indian restaurant and I gotta say, I looked fabulous! ;) He, on the other hand, looked like and older, shorter version of the picture in his profile. I don't know why I didn't ever talk to him on the phone because his voice sounded like one of the lollipop kids.

Anyway, we sat down and ordered and started talking. He was charming enough and actually got better looking as the night went on (I really only drank 2 glasses of chardonnay).

Then, out of nowhere, he asks me if he's ever seen me in porno! I was stunned and it looked like he was getting a little excited. At first I thought he was joking, but hen he went one to describe a scene from a film IN DETAIL and was sure it was me.

I reached into my purse, pulled out a $20 bill, left it on the table and walked out without saying a word. I have no problem with pornography and have watched it with boyfriends on many occasions, but it seems like this little dude was obsessed with it. No thanks!

I got a phone call from him 5 minutes later when he finally realized I wasn't coming back. His voice sounded even higher pitched over the phone. He started to lay into me how I still owed him money for the bill (even though Indian food is usually about $12 a plate). He called me a whore and I hung up on him. He called right back and said he'd take me to small claims court and I hung up on him again.

He called seven more times that night and I let them all go to voicemail. The messages were getting more and more rude and crazy until the last one at about midnight where he said that we "might have gotten off on the wrong foot and would I consider giving him another chance." He said he really liked me. Hahahahahaha!

I've gone out on tons of great dates since I started online dating, but this one was by far the craziest. He just won't stop calling me. He used to call me a couple times a week after that alternating from a raging lunatic to a love struck puppy. Eventually I blocked his number. What a freak!